"Her mother and I do!" - A Father (spoken at the RECEPTION because giving his little girl away choked him up too much to say it at the ceremony!)
"OW, OW, OW! THOSE ARE MEANT FOR EATING NOT THROWING!" - A Groom (after giving out rice AND gumballs for their departure...and the groomsmen throwing gumballs instead of rice)
"Kiss each other like you just got married not like you're on a first date!" - Possibly Me...
"Unless you have severe arthritis or a pacemaker I want you out on the dance floor." - Aaron Harlow, Emcee
"Don't kiss me so much!" - A Bride (speaking to groom AFTER wedding)